A couple were in their
bedroom and the girl says to her boyfriend, 'I wish I had bigger
tits'. The boyfriend says 'well what I recommend is to get some
toilet tissue and rub it between your tits for 2 months'. 'How
will that help to make my tits bigger?' asks the girlfriend.
'Well it worked for your ass' says the boyfriend.
A guy is
walking past a bus stop and says to a woman "Can I smell your cunt?"
"Fuck off, no you can't smell my cunt!" the woman yells back at him,
"Oh" he replies, looking slightly confused, "it must be your feet